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Some factoids about me:

My name is Emily. I'm currently studying English at the University of New Mexico, and hope to eventually use my degree to enter the world of publishing and editing. I'm attracted to both genders, and consider myself a bit of a feminist.

This blog is a personal blog, so it's mainly reblogs of stuff that I think is cool, selfies, and angsty text posts. Sometimes I will post some of my drawings or writing, but that's pretty infrequent.

Thanks for taking a look at my blog; I hope you like what you see! xoxo

 

overlypolitebisexual:

unknowntumble:

overlypolitebisexual:

straight girls in relationships who make out with other girls then say “it’s not cheating girls don’t count” are the worst like wow sorry didn’t realise relationships between non het women don’t count as valid like your hetero relationship does

It doesn’t for me. I enjoy watching. Lol

if any of you were wondering why i find men repulsive, here is your answer

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

moondoughnut:

who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing

(Source: moonsmoothie)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

image

Because it’s terrifying as fuck

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

imsirius:

"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

I’m just gonna run like Misha Collins is waiting at the finish line.

Stephen Amell

Nerd HQ Panel, 2014

this comic con is basically everyone trying to get in misha’s panties

(via supermishamiga)

(Source: for-convenience)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

loky-sexual:

Supernatural season 9 gag reel

shittybeatnik:

ancamnarvienn:

Star Trek + Social Commentary (context in the captions)

THIS is what the original Star Trek TV series and films were about. Not just about blowing up things in space and snazzy lens flares with a side order of casual sexism -.-‘.

dude do you know how many people I have pissed off by saying the exact same thing?

Not enough people.

(Source: thevoyagereternals)

clairvoyantsam:

So according to Jeremy Carver, these two will be back as a team in Season 10 for a funny yet emotional episode, kinda like a diversion of “The Heat”. If you don’t remember the 1st lady, she was sheriff Donna Hanscum in 9x13 “The Purge”. Also, he said other old characters will be back but he won’t say who they are yet. (x)

clairvoyantsam:

So according to Jeremy Carver, these two will be back as a team in Season 10 for a funny yet emotional episode, kinda like a diversion of “The Heat”. If you don’t remember the 1st lady, she was sheriff Donna Hanscum in 9x13 “The Purge”. Also, he said other old characters will be back but he won’t say who they are yet. (x)